1. One of my acquaintances told me what they are doing for their kids for Christmas (taking them to Disney) and I am imagining how excited their girls are going to be on Christmas morning. (Please keep in mind that I am at work, in an account and this is a client I am talking to.) -A
2. My husband asked me how my day was -Z
3. My husband didn't ask me how my day was -A
4. I fell asleep nursing the baby and burnt a batch of made-from-scratch gourmet Christmas cookies -Z
5. My husband merely gave me an acknowledging head bob from the front porch instead of waving at me when I pulled into the driveway after being out of town -A
6. Publix was out of BOGO cereal and my coupon expires today -Z
7. My GPS just broke and I am in Warner Robins, GA.....how will I find my way home? -A
8. My friend with breast cancer shaved her head this week -A
9. I had lunch with Ziggy (who is a social worker) and inevitably an impromptu therapy session ensued -A
10. I couldn't find NBC on my hotel TV last night and missed Carrie Underwood in the Sound of Music -A
11.My favorite Thai place isn't answering the phone and I can't put in a to go order....and I'm staaaaaaaaaaarving -A
12. My favorite maternity jeans have a hole in the crotch and I can't wear them -Z
13. My baby is 4 months old and I'm still wearing maternity jeans -Z
14. I can't find my black maternity tank top -A
15. My husband just got diagnosed with Bell's Palsy and has lost all muscle control/feeling on half his face -A
16. I spent all weekend being mad at my husband because I thought he was faking being sick -A
17. SK just flooded the bathroom with 2 inches of water -Z
18. I've called 7 Hallmark stores in a one hour radius and every single one of them is sold out of the 2013 Polar Express Commemorative Bell Christmas Ornament -A
19. The pork chops I made for dinner taste like I put arsenic in them -Z
20. I just got to the mall, got both kids dressed in their Christmas attire and dragged them to the Santa line only to be told that Santa is going on an hour and a half break to feed his reindeer -A
19. My husband (trying to be funny) hid my breakfast bar this morning -Z
20. The live nativity scene got rained out AGAIN -A
21. I am supposed to make cake balls for work tomorrow and all I want to do is sleep -Z
22. My friend just went for her first OB appointment and found out that she miscarried -A
23. I just opened the icing I was going to use to make cake balls for my work and it's rotten -Z
24. They found cancerous cells on a mole on my friend's 2 year old -A
25. Holiday time is here and it's the first Christmas without my dad-Z
26. My 4 month old has the same allergy her sister did and wakes up in the middle of the night 4 times due to horrid gas. -Z
27. My mother just called and told me a friend's newborn passed away yesterday -A
28. My husband "sleeps" upstairs to avoid the crying 4 month old in the middle of the night. -Z
29. When we got back to the Santa line after his HOUR AND A HALF BREAK there were 35 people in line causing a 2 HOUR WAIT -A
30. My husband felt bad about hiding the breakfast bar, so he put surprise muffins in my car at work to make up for it. -Z
31. I just spilled breast milk all over the kitchen counter and floor -Z
32. It's Christmas Eve, we are leaving for my sister's house in 2 hours and hubby just called me from the family doctor to tell me he has the flu -A
33. I am now in the car alone with both kids driving to Charlotte to my sister's house to celebrate Christmas while hubby is sick in bed at home -A
34. It's day 4 of hubs having the flu and he still has fever (which means he cannot touch or be near the kids). I'm starting to lose my cool. -A
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