10. I’m eating everything in sight
9. I wake up at 6:30. I take a shower, drink coffee, get the kids' breakfast, and do my hair and make up. By this time I am exhausted and ready for a nap.
8. My boobs feel like they have been used as punching bags in a boxing gym
7. I haven’t pooped in 3 days
6. I pee approximately every 29 seconds
5. I have a zit so large that my only true option is to name it and serve it dinner.
4. People have ALREADY started inappropriately touching my belly
3. I absolutely just ate deviled eggs and nachos for dinner
2. I am nauseated…..24 hours a day (whoever named it “morning sickness” was lying)
1. When my husband offered to take our 4 year old fishing I burst into tears because I felt “left out”